Turnkey turkey services

This year, hunter-killers gather to expire turkeys like their holiday
dinners depended on them. The most skilled turkey hunters will be
rewarded with fame and a free copy of The Canticle.

The ones who claim to kill the most nutria get a copy of the Dalair Free Fishwrap.

One…two…PLUCK!

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