Refuse problem threatens Smoking Roc service

Sage Mbebe the bringer of winter reports that ever since he cast a dimension door to the Smoking Roc inn, the streets of Tantallon have been littered with empty tobacco tins. Being a fervent tree-hugger and all-around neat freak, the Snowfolk mage blames himself for the now dismal state of the urban environment of our fair town and vows to never erect the door again. Or at least until the issue is solved. Or until he forgets about this declaration.

Suggested methods of alleviating this problem so far include convincing artificers that tin weapons are particularly responsive to enhancements due to their earlier “magic smoke” content. Also, the tins could be used to store seasonal turkey products to support Elahrairah’s scientific experiments all year round. The cult of the Angry, mostly residing in the Courts of Chaos at this time, could use the tins for target practice and to express their multitude of feelings. Alternatively, the shiny tins could be used to distract Otters.

Mbebe says: Only you can prevent street litter!

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Tanuki! on April 1, 2013 at 2:43 pm

    Won’t ANYBODY think of the SHIFTERS??? I pick up and eat tins on sight! They’re healthier than liver!

    Reply

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